YES!

Finally!

I can't believe it!

After six tries and four failures I have reached success!

Do you know what a relief this is?!?

Now I can join the millions

of Americans who,

on top of everything else

that goes wrong,

have difficulties

which are driver-related.

I join the millions

who didn't have enough stress,

so they went

and learned how to drive!

Just think . . .

. . . I can experience the irritation

of fellow drivers on cell phones . . .

. . . I can sympathize

with those who fail to show patience

in difficult situations . . .

. . . I can learn to hate snow . . .

. . . even more than I already do!

However, there are advantages

to being in the driver's seat.

For instance,

if I see this sign,

I can stop for Wawa or Starbucks! . . .

. . . I can (eventually) monopolize the CD player! . . .

. . . I will not have to deal

with pumping

my own gas

unless I leave NJ! . . .

. . . I can sit back

and enjoy the scenery

if necessary . . .

(Hey, there's good in all things.)

. . . and who knows, I may eventually get a license and drive by myself!

COOL!