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Thursday, February 02, 2006
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Driving Safely 101
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Before even thinking about driving, find the coolest car you can get your hands on, preferably red, but black or purple will do in a pinch.
1. Wait until the road is wet before taking a drive.
2. The brake is on the right. The gas is on the left.
3. "Frozen dessert" trucks are not for the convenience of drivers.
4. You may turn right at a red light if there is a sign that says "No Left Turn."
5. If there is no speed limit posted, there is simply no speed limit set.
6. Never go around a curve in the road at less than 65mph.
7. Don't pay any attention to those flashing blue lights. Red, green and yellow are the only important ones.
8. When you see someone you know, roll down you window, stick your head out and wave to be sure they see you. Don't use your horn as this may distract other drivers.
9. Do not tolerate jay walkers. There are specially designated areas for crossing the street known as crosswalks. Hitting a pedestrian outside of the crosswalk limits counts 10 points extra.
10. Try to park the car/truck just out of reach of the gas attendant's hose. |
posted by cori
2/02/2006 05:56:00 PM
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