Tuesday, September 27, 2005
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Corduroy Pillows---They're Making Headlines
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Can you believe these are actual headlines from actual newspapers? Hysterical!
Eye Drops Off Shelf Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Stolen Painting Found By Tree Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon Miners Refuse To Work After Death Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder (This one's great.) Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly (This one's better.) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Killer Sentenced to Die For Second Time In 10 Years Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter (This is hysterical.) Old School Pillars Are Replaced By Alumni Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole In One Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax (But this one's my favorite!) Lack of Brains Hinders Research Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Hershey Bars Protest |
posted by cori
9/27/2005 04:57:00 PM
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The ShugaBowl |
Sounds like some kind of sports thing, but in reality, the ShugaBowl is just a little hideaway for me, Sugarcube herself, to let loose my thoughts and occasional creativeness. |
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